Things I don't like about Valentine's Day.
- Heart-shaped boxes of chocolate. Unless it's Godiva.
- Price-fixed meals at restaurants.
- The movie "Valentine's Day."
- Depressed single people.
- Friends who send a mass text wishing everyone a "Happy Valentine's Day."
- Homemade cards.
- Any arrangement of flowers.
- Kiddie Valentine's Day cards...with lollipops.
- The colors pink and red.
- Sweethearts candies.
- Heart-shaped balloons.